Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 23, 2011

memo to #6

last time i checked, sharks were NOT endangered.

Then there’s a knock on door. It’s the Landshark with a candygram.

Dangerous job, but somebody has to keep all those shark teeth pearly white.

Just ask Mack the Knife!

@memo. And the Mako. And the ones being “finned” and put back alive to starve. There are a lot more shark eating humans than human eating sharks

I think sharks have been unfairly portrayed , much like pit bulls and our elected representatives, but I still wouldn’t like one in my hot tub!…“Reflex” he said with a toothy grin…..☻

“I’m sorry, I just have very primitive biting instincts.” (MASH)

Wait a minute! I thought sharks’ teeth are constantly replaced by new ones. What’s he doing at the dentist! ;)