Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 30, 2002
January 29, 2002
January 31, 2002
Transcript:
"How was your second day as a funeral director?" "Bad. Today was old man Harry's funeral and I messed up." "How so?" "As we were lowering the casket into the grave, the cable snapped and the casket crashed to the bottom." "Accidents happen." "...Then Harry yelled 'Ow!'" "Oh my." "Harry's a very heavy sleeper."
Pandas941 over 13 years ago
Lol lol lol
Catnat about 13 years ago
He sleeps like the dead!
Austria about 12 years ago
And thus the old saying “You can sleep when your dead”
draconic lady almost 11 years ago
Gary Larson was right, no one checks for a pulse anymore.
dchur123 over 10 years ago
Wow! Animals are dumb…like me
nes about 6 years ago
I thought that bodies are balsamied in US.
Noreason42 over 4 years ago
you sleep like your dead you live like your in hell
me_the_polish_gull almost 4 years ago
so hilarious
Ye-absira over 3 years ago
well at least he wasnt buried alive
Needabettername over 2 years ago
He didn’t mess up, whoever reported him dead did.