Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 08, 2002

Transcript:

"Did you know that Allen Ginsberg wrote the first draft of 'Howl' on the back of cocktail napkins?" "No." "That's what I heard. Thus, I have purchased a mega-supply of napkins so I can become a great poet." "Or, at a minimum, I'll be ready for a very big spill."