Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 28, 2002

Transcript:

"And so the guy says, 'Sorry, sir, all passengers carry-on items must go through the x-ray machine...'" "What'd you do?" "I grabbed my suitcase with both hands and gave a big speech about how sad it is that no one can trust anyone anymore." "Then what?" "...That's when the suitcase busted open and the six hundred Cuban cigars rolled out."