Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for July 31, 2011

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    Hillbillyman  over 13 years ago

    So that’s what those things are…I called George Noory and told him I was seeing little alien space ships.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I knew a psychotic meth-head who called them twidgets & was constantly picking them off of himself & everything & everyone around him. I told him that they weren’t bothering me as much as he was & that it was rude. He accepted this & became considerably less annoying, though he still picked them off of inanimate objects (like my dashboard). He died of the flu because he was violently opposed to legal medication, largely because the legal stuff that helped his condition made him “a retard,” & he was aware enough to recognize this.

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    “Floaters” are reminders of the chemical experiments we participated in as college students. They are usually non-violent. But you never know.

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    ExRadioGuy  over 13 years ago

    I know all about these…I noticed I had them before I got my contact lens (just one eye needs it) and the optical intern confirmed what they are…sadly, there’s nothing you can really do about them, which is par for the course for me (I have several medical conditions that are incurable :( )

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