Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 23, 2011

I feel your pain, Broomie.

You’re about as noisy as the Tin Man when he’slow on oil.

At 1500 years old, what does she expect?

Owie! This hurts my sensitive ears!

Fwang must really hurt. I’m still too young to fwang.

Your body sounds worse than a bowl of rice crispies, Broomie.

It’s meeeee!

You here your joints snap and crack though bone conduction.Broomie on the other hand..\\//_

I am personally insulted and will contact AARP.

I’ll never eat Rice Krispies again.

Where’s the “whoosh?”