I understand him PERFECTLY…There are SO many things I’d LOVE to say to customers sometimes. I come home with a bloody tongue every night from biting it all day!
We had a unique breakfast at Cracker Barrel the other day. The roles were reversed from this. The waitress looked like the witch from The Wizard of Oz. Should have left then. The cook was trying for a Guinness record for ruining every item on the menu. Missed on the coffee & OJ. Succeeded pretty well on everything else…
margueritem almost 13 years ago
This one bugs me…
Llewellenbruce almost 13 years ago
He’s retiring with one less tip.
MARG: Are you enjoying the extra hot weatherwhere you are?
boldyuma almost 13 years ago
no SOUP for you !
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Gives new meaning to the phrase, " in one ear and out the other." Then again, for this, he may be fired before he can retire….
spirit2002 almost 13 years ago
Broomie won’t give him a tip, but maybe a ZAPP!
lewisbower almost 13 years ago
Ever notice you plan your last day for 30 years and when it comes you are the worlds greatest employee?
thetraveller4 almost 13 years ago
I understand him PERFECTLY…There are SO many things I’d LOVE to say to customers sometimes. I come home with a bloody tongue every night from biting it all day!
avarner almost 13 years ago
We had a unique breakfast at Cracker Barrel the other day. The roles were reversed from this. The waitress looked like the witch from The Wizard of Oz. Should have left then. The cook was trying for a Guinness record for ruining every item on the menu. Missed on the coffee & OJ. Succeeded pretty well on everything else…
chris_o42 almost 13 years ago
LOL! Printing this one out for my Daughter the Waitress!
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 13 years ago
that waiter must have won the lottery—- a pension fund for a waiter would have to be less than minimum wage—- with no tips to make up the difference
Josie718 almost 13 years ago
I would have loved to do this at my job before I left it….lol…. but only to a bad customer of course
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
Whoever came up with the phrase “The customer is always right” never had to put up with one. Rock on, Old Waiter!
RalphZIggy almost 13 years ago
Smoked butt will be served in ten seconds…..