Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 29, 2011

Oh, ouch!

he was out, but he’s back in again.

A person comes into the world wearing diapers andmost end up back wearing them until they die.

Broomie at 1500 doesn’t need diapers; she wears USMC boxers.

I laughed so hard I split my Depends!

Depends are the greatest invention since diapers.

Fortunately, we don’t live as long as Broomie.

I laughed so hard the tears ran down my leg.

One of the risk factors for age related incontinence is western sit down toilets. If it’s not too late already, you should be using a squat toilet: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squat_toiletYou can also squat on a western toilet after lifting the seat, but it takes some care. I find it much less stressful to do so at public restrooms (no touching the seat with your behind) – and easy when handicapped bars are available.Getting plenty of fiber also reduces your risk.Squat toilets used to be standard in the west also. So how did these inferior toilets get started? They were essentially invented for queen Victoria – it allowed her a more dignified posture when her servants assisted her at toilet.http://www.toilet-related-ailments.com/experience-with-squatting.htmlFor women, regular exercise of the Kegel and pelvic floor muscles is important.

Stuart, you can have my toilet-throne when you pry it out from under my cold, dead butt.

So you age 100 times more slowly (on average) than the rest of us. When 9,000 years old are you, look as good you will not. :P

He’s not out of diapers, Broomie; he’s got a closet full of ’em.

LMAO!

Night-Gaunt, she’s homo ZAPiens.

That all Depends.