Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 24, 2000

Transcript:

Luann and her father are in a clothes store. She holds up a pair of pants and says, "Let me explain it this way, Dad. These pants are called waders." Luann shows Frank a mannequin. She continues, "These are called capris." Luann shows Frank another mannequin. She continues, "These are pedal pushers and those are clam diggers." Frank looks at the mannequins as Luann continues, "Four slight variations on ONE pant style. Now multiply that by about 900 ...". Frank waits while Luann looks through a rack in a huge display room with a sign that says, "Women's Wear." She says, "And that's why I'm not 'in and out in two minutes flat.'"