Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 03, 2007

Transcript:

"Are you OK? You look... worried" "I'm just wrestling with lots of hard questions right now" "Maybe I can help. What's worrying you, honey?" "Oh, like... is it OK to wear boots in the summer? Are ponytails in or out? Is black nail color for me? Is there any bikini I'd look good in? What's the best jean length for flats? Are dressy shoes worth $200?" "Like that" "Oh" "I thought you might be worried about self-esteem, peer pressure, intimacy, global warming, terrorism... y'know, serious issues" "Then she said, 'If bikinis and dressy shoes aren't serious issues to you, you're not getting old.'" "Obviously, what you should do is worry about terrorism while wearing a bikini and dressy shoes"