Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 17, 2011
August 16, 2011
August 18, 2011
Transcript:
scrappy lad: Wouldn't it be cool if you turned out to be my real father? captain: No, it wouldn't be "cool" for you to find out that I abandoned you at birth. captain: Especially since I avoid and belittle you now that we actually know each other! do you see how uncool that really is? scrappy lad: Should I be "Scrappy victorious"? "Scrappy L victorious"? "s. L victorious"?... what do you think, dad?
revtry over 13 years ago
Scrappy Lad needs to hire a detective to find him a clue.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Every Father’s Day I send a card to a different “friend” Inside this loving sentiment to Dad I write (sloppily), “Papa, Momma says we are finally going to come live with you forever, Her lawyer is going to make everybody happy. Love, Juan”Hope their wives don’t open them.
Gyrrakavian about 13 years ago
How about “Captain Oblivious”?