Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 07, 2011

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Bucky: So, Rob? Have you heard the new rumor goin' around? Satchel: What's it about? Do I know it? Satchel: What's it about? Do I know it? Bucky: Turns out Satchel isn't actually a dog, but a guinea pig with a thyroid disorder and a botched face lift. Satchel: Who said that?! Rob: Oh, my head... Satchel: My father was a guide dog! Bucky: That sounds like a non-denial to me... Satchel: Oh, it's denied! It's denied like a bank of ponzu credit card! Rob: Bucky... That's the dumbest thing you've said since you told Satchel that "religious fighting" meant "jew jitsu." Bucky: Well, there's no smoke without fire, pal! Satchel: It's your burning pants! Liar!