Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 26, 2011

Good to have Brian Urlacher for a friend.

Gil still hiding his hands from yesterday’s strip – must have pulled the old “try on the golf gloves, cross your arms to hide them and walk out the door” shoplifting trick. He can’t unfold his arms or the jig’s up.

P1: More tube socks. I am hoping to see Cortez Beecher on the gridiron this fall, sacks and TD passes. The writers could fashion him like the Milford greats of the past.

Kenny’s taking it especially well given that his opponent in P1 apparently beat him using a pool cue.

Gil is going to institute the mohawk look for the football team this year. He and Coach Kaz will lead the way, and the cheerleaders will soon follow. And when is Milford going to field an Ultimate Fighting squad?

“Golfing at the muni”. So that’s what the kids are calling it these days

Mr. Maturity getting ready to join “The Situation” on Milford Shore.

Molly Kinsella Sandwich.

And by the looks of Kemper’s hands on Kenny, I’m thiking these guys are like Andy Samburg and Justin Timberlake on SNL . . . Three-Way!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw

Kenny has just finished 18 holes. I’m sure he can’t wait to drive over to the Muni for 18 more.

How about throwing the rake at Gil, so it goes TANG, Kenny?Maybe that will wipe that smu look off his face.

BTW, that’s not a golf glove in P3 — he had his hand tattooed.