Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 26, 1997

Transcript:

Luann: We had career day at school today. Brad: Did you go to the clown one? Dad: Find anything interesting? Luann: Not really. I heard a nurse, a hotel manager, a travel agent, a chiropractor, and a cartoonist. Brad: Hey, you could be a cartoonist's model. They go for goofy faces. Luann: My problem is, I have unusual interests. I like horses, flag twirling, cabbage patch dolls and writing poetry. What career does that lead me to? Brad: Managing a home for the severely stupid? Dad: Well, hon, I'm sure you'll find something. Luann: Yeah, well, I did learn that there are 40,000 known occupations. Brad: And you're totally unqualified for every one! Wow. Luann: Brad! Why don't you shut up and grow up!! All you ever do is make lame remarks that no one thinks are funny! just once try contributing instead of mumbling idiotic putdowns, you bloated blob of brainless bilge!! Brad: Hey!! Drill sergeant! No-football coach!!