Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 22, 1997

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Bernice: Oh, man. I hate it when parents do that. My dad wears his muscle shirt over his flab. Luann: Get this, Bernice. The other day, my mom went to the mall in a miniskirt. Luann: My dad carefully comes his head over his bald spots. Bernice: My mom braided her hair once. I coulda died. Luann: Does your mom borrow your nail polish? Bernice: And my lipstick. and my shoes. Luann: My dad bought a pair of super baggy jeans. He looks so lame. Bernice: You should see my dad in his "cool" backward baseball cap. Gag. Bernice: It's so embarrasing when parents try to be something they're not. Luann: They just don't realize how silly they look.