Pickles by Brian Crane for August 15, 2011

Is that shaving cream you’re eating Earl?

I think it’s Opal’s hair mousse

Better chin hairs than chest hair, Opal.

How fast does her hair grow???

A pox upon you opal.

She shouldn’t have to be reminded, but apparently she does.

What are you LIKE Earl?

LOL, Oops.

Haha xxx

You go girl. I don’t like chin hairs either.

I think chin hairs are quite lovely on older women.

If women don’t want their facial hair, why don’t they shave? That’s what men do.

And has he checked his ear and eyebrow hairs recently? He’ll be able to braid them together soon.

Didn’t Opal play Grocho in the school production of ’ The Marx Brothers ’…

There she goes…. contributing to the depletion of the ozone layer…. thanks Opal

Tell him, Opal. Those aren’t chin hairs… they’re stray eyebrows.

Maybe she is spraying on “Hair in a Can”. I remember seeing commercials for that about 10 years back.

or how about when there is a big nasty mole on the chin and it has the hairs growing out of it?

you’re a real idiot sometimes Earl