Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 17, 2011

Teach him the truth Andy show him the pint of happiness

Andy you have got to stop, being so shy.

Thats Andy. Ever the moron.

Would Andy say his glass is half empty, or half full? depends if Bernard buys him a pint!

His glass is empty … thus the problem.

I thought happiness came from within a glass for years. My doctors now tell me different. Damned educated people are party poopers.

The glass can never be full enough.

Ah, a cynic and an epicurian!

Flo is evidently a Stoic…

Bernard can be a Utilitarian – seknig the greatest happiness of the greatest number… (Andy and an amused landlord)

Good one, Andy!LOL

There are more things in heaven and earth, Bernard, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Anything for a free beer.

I’ve certainly found happiness with some beer within me.

If Bernard reaches deep enough in his pocket, he won’t feel silly he’ll feel nuts…

Well if he is Number Six if the bartender lifts the 15 pint minimum

Beer isn’t a solution for life’s problems…but then again, neither is milk!

What i like to call Andy’s philosophy – “I’ve drunk a lot of whisky, i’ve drunk a lot of beer But none of it means half as much Unless i have loved ones near wherever i may wander, wherever i may roam with whisky, beer and loved ones near, there ain’t no place like home”

Bernard: “I could… but I won’t.”