We haven’t come all that far. My last overnight package also arrived two days late. Mostly they’re one day late, but geography and terrain are the cause. Not snails though.
Snails have a good union, its why you see so many convoys sticking together.
Tried Hare-mail. They may be fast, but they take too many naps. Must be because of all the nice soft bunny fur they get to use for a bed. Real soft and warm.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Saute them in garlic butter & step on it.
clucky over 13 years ago
Next time use Federal Express.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Gripe, gripe, gripe. Did you relative get that envelope in May with MOM as the top line? Wonder why they put that in the Constitution?
NE1956 over 13 years ago
We haven’t come all that far. My last overnight package also arrived two days late. Mostly they’re one day late, but geography and terrain are the cause. Not snails though.
hariseldon59 over 13 years ago
The word “mail” on the turtle shell magically appears in the third panel.
wicky over 13 years ago
Enjoy the comic.
Sandfan over 13 years ago
Good line, Grog, but if I was given the choice of eating snails or starving to death, color me dead.
odeliasimone over 13 years ago
The FedEx guy tells me the same thing!!!
Cuddleman over 13 years ago
That’s why Fed X and UPS should combine and call it “Fed- UP” because we usually are.
taker49 over 13 years ago
LOL@Cuddleman good one
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
At least they’ll be dead when you step on them.
pierreandnicole over 13 years ago
The cave guy is TALKING to a turtle folks….yeah, yeah, I know it’s only a comic.
Zaristerex over 13 years ago
I’m sure the fact that you’re late with my overnight parcel has nothing to do with the fact that you’re a turtle!
Hunter7 over 13 years ago
Snails have a good union, its why you see so many convoys sticking together.
Tried Hare-mail. They may be fast, but they take too many naps. Must be because of all the nice soft bunny fur they get to use for a bed. Real soft and warm.