The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 17, 2011

I guess me not being Catholic is why I didn’t get yesterdays cartoon.

During my somewhat less than drug free youth, I met many people named Gumby. Wonder where they got stuck.

Somebody scrape him off quick!

Had he discovered the legendary Gumby Graveyard, where old Gumbys go to dry rot?

I feel as though I’m back in first grade again. Nice, Scott.

I’m Gumby, dammit!

Somebody call C.S.I.

NO! GUMDY

Makes ya wonder what kind of kid was chawin’ on ol’ Gumby before he decided to stick him away for future use….

Uh oh! Looks lilke gumby didn’t make it to his ‘Christian Heaven’ after all.

Weren’t Mr. Bill and Gumby were a gay couple?

For me, Gumbys always somehow managed to get torn in half, from the groin up!

Is that any way for a groin up man to talk?