Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 17, 2000

Transcript:

Luann says to Delta, "How's this for the talent show, Delta? I come out in my flag uniform and start my routine. But everything goes wrong and it's a hilarious comedy of errors." Delta replies, "Yeah! That's good, Luann!" Delta asks Bernice, "What about you, Bernice?" Bernice answers, "I plan to do a dramatic reading from Pearl Buck." Luann acts like she's asleep. Delta says to Bernice, "Um, that sounds great, but could you do something a little more...fun?" With a straw hanging from her nose, Bernice responds, "Fine. I'll hilariously shoot milk out of my nose. How's that?"