Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 24, 2000

Transcript:

An angry Crystal displays a school newspaper to Knute. A frightened Gunther sits between them. Crystal says, "How DARE you portray my personal life this way!!" Knute says, "Hey, you agreed to the interview." Crystal responds, "I didn't agree to be called 'Crystal the corpse' or 'The witch of Pitts'!" Knute says, "I'm a journalist, Crystal. I write hard-hitting copy." Crystal smacks Knute in the head with the newspaper, as Gunther ducks and covers his head with his arms. Gunther looks at the dazed Knute and says, "In more ways than one."