Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 02, 1996

Transcript:

Luann asks Bernice, "Do you want a boyfriend, Bernice?" Bernice answers, "I dunno. I guess so." Luann says, "I want a boyfriend 'preferably Aaron Hill. But if he never notices me, then what? Where do I find another perfect guy?" Bernice replies, "It's not exactly a yellow pages kind of thing." Luann explains, "The trouble is, for every perfect guy, there's like 80 million girls." Bernice says, "That's why we all get stuck with fixers-uppers."