Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for November 27, 1996

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As they continue to look for cleansing products, Luann says, "I picked a shampoo with quaternized hair keratin protein, whatever that is." Nancy says, "This lipstick has microbeads. This other one has microspheres." They read the back of the containers. Luann says, "Would a degree in chemistry help us here?" Skeptically, Nancy replies, "How about a degree in bogus advertising buzzwords?"