Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 21, 1997

Transcript:

As Delta and Bernice try on makeup, Delta says, "Luann, you don't need Aaron Hill to be happy. You don't need any guy." Bernice agrees, "Absolutely." Luann says, "You're right, Delta, we are strong, independent, self-sufficient women!" Delta says, "Say it, sister!" Bernice repeats, "Absolutely!" Luann reads from a bottle and asks, "So.. Why are we testing 'sex appeal'?" Delta replies, "'Cuz we want guys to want us." Bernice again repeats, "Absolutely."