Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 01, 1997

Transcript:

Luann and Brad are in the bathroom getting ready for bed. Luann is looking at her skin in the mirror and Brad is brushing his teeth with a toothbrush. Luann says, "School starts tomorrow and look at my face." Brad says, "No, thanks. I don't want to have nightmares." Luan and Brad insult each other. Luann says, "You ARE a nightmare." Brad says, "I'm a major hunk." Luann says, "Of lard." Brad says, "Of muscle." Luann says, "Yeah, between your ears." Brad says, "At least I have ears. You have mud flaps." Luann says, "Better than gut flaps." Frank and Nancy are in bed trying to go to sleep. They hear the kids says, "You're stupid, you're ugly." Frank says, "Don't those two EVER get tired?"