Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 30, 1998

Transcript:

In the beauty aisle of the grocery store, Luann tells Nancy, "This face lotion says it penetrates your skin to 'soften and firm'." Luann says, "Now, how's that possible? Aren't 'soften' and 'firm' opposites?" Nancy says, "In the wondrous world of lotions and potions, everything's possible and nothing's plausible." Luann says, "Hey, good one, Mom. You should write a book of momisms."