Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for September 06, 2011

Quit going to Starbucks, Broomie.

For once Broomie was on the receiving end of a zap.

Help your fellow man save money — go into a Starbucks and taser everyone in sight!

True, that is quite a jolt! Also of interest in the spirit of learning what your own zap feels like, ehh, Broom-Hilda?

I think Broomie might have something there…

Rodney’s right. No caffeine! Just a great pick me up! Trouble is, the cops in my city don’t carry tasers. Darn!

Starbucks is worth it to sit on a couch many, many, many, many street peoploe have slept on. Are you itching yet?

Kewl – i gotta get me one of those.

Broomie is all charged up for the day.

Unfortunately that might also come with a free room.

SciFi had plug-heads, I am just waiting for it to arrive!

I like her tasered look. Too bad the real thing doesn’t have the same result.

zapping must take too much energy for the morning or she’d zap herself