Frank and Ernest by Thaves for August 21, 2011
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Transcript:
CINEMA: Land of the 50 Foot Women Bug: "From now on, I'm going to find out what a movie is about before I pay ten dollars to see it---the "50 Foot" Women were not what I expected!"
Proginoskes over 13 years ago
No, the joke was: the centipede thought it involved women who had 50 feet.
jewels.4him over 13 years ago
FOOT FETISH.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Take my wife, please. She has 50 tongues.
bobpeters61 over 13 years ago
That’s one land where all the men keep looking up. For more than one reason.
Justice22 over 13 years ago
Good Juan!
jpsomebody over 13 years ago
What is terrifying is a fifty foot tall woman with PMS.
runar over 13 years ago
A 50-foot tall woman would not be able to support her own weight. Her bones would collapse. For the reason this would happen, click here and scroll down to “Session 3”.
ghretighoti over 13 years ago
Take me to your ladder. I’ll see your leader later.
momazilla over 13 years ago
As the chuhuahua said to the St Bernard: " someone put me UP to it."
bmonk over 13 years ago
I’m surprised they let him into the theater barefoot. Surely he didn’t waste a half day putting his shoes on. And another third taking them off.
hippogriff over 13 years ago
runar: Ah yes, the good old square-cube law.
Proginoskes over 13 years ago
@ bmonk: You bet he didn’t waste all that time. And don’t call me Shirley.
hippogriff over 13 years ago
rumar: You brought it up in reference to the 50’ woman, so obviously it is calculating animal sizes. Since orbits are usually elliptical, your results may vary.