Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 25, 2011
August 24, 2011
August 26, 2011
Transcript:
Woman: I believe I asked you to get the towels out of the dryer. Man: Objection. Motion to strike. Woman: Motion denied. Man: Permission to approach the bench? Woman: If you do, get ready for a motion to strike really, really hard. *The effect of watching too many trials on TV*
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FUNG1 over 13 years ago
The “ask” is NOT a question … merely a “polite” demand!
cdward over 13 years ago
How did she become boss?
hippogriff over 13 years ago
By having two X chromosomes.
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
File an emergency ex parte motion to stay enforcement of the order pending a hearing on the merits of your petition for permanent injunction. If that doesn’t work, file a motion for reconsideration. Then file an appeal with a higher court (your mother-in-law). Your appeal will be rejected, but you can seek to have the judgment overturned for failure of the reviewing judge to self-recuse (as the mother of the original judge, bias should be easy to establish). At the very least you’d be entitled to a panel rehearing, by your mother-in-law’s Book Club. They’ll still rule against you, and will remand the matter to the originating jurisdiction for enforcement, but it’ll still be tied up for years, by which time your wife will have folded the towels herself.