Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 21, 2011

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    Sisyphos  over 13 years ago

    Umm, did your teacher specify “a natural” what, Gary?

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    vlechtja  over 13 years ago

    Leo must be happy

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    Kvasir42 Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Why do birds always fall to the ground,When they hear my guitar sounds?

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    WebSpider  over 13 years ago

    Death by Guitar!

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  5. The thousand dollar piece more exspensive than the monilisa
    angel6897  over 13 years ago

    Who’s he taking lesson’s from leo?

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    GESWho  over 13 years ago

    Why do batsFall out of the sky,Every timeYou walk by?Just like me,They long to be,Close to you.Why do wormsCrawl out of the ground,Every timeYou’re around?Just like me,They long to be,Close to you.On the day that you were born,The devils got together,And decided to create a scream come true,They sprinkled mildew in your hair,And shriveled up your eyeballs round and blue.That is why all the ghouls I’ve foundFollow you round the town.Just like me,They long to be,Close to you.

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    Dirty Dragon  over 13 years ago

    “Death Metal” would be a logical choice for a vampire.

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