Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 23, 2011

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    Llewellenbruce  over 13 years ago

    They’ll end up having a cat fight over that guybefore the night’s over.

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    Woody157  over 13 years ago

    It must work. I have heard no reports of Britney or Lindsay falling off their brooms.

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    pouncingtiger  over 13 years ago

    Wiz, that just a bunch of warlock. Good night everybloody. (ref. Benny Hill)

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    coffeemugman  over 13 years ago

    @#6Oooooo, got one by. Strike one for the censors.

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    AKHenderson Premium Member over 13 years ago

    The flying monkeys could help keep tipsy broom-flyers steady.

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    ImaginaryFriend  over 13 years ago

    I just hope they don’t catch someone sniffing the broomsticks.

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    Maxismybaby  over 13 years ago

    musn’t drink/fly at the same time!LOL

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    The witch who lives with me has had a few suggestion of what she’d like to do with that broom.

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    spirit2002  over 13 years ago

    That is the way to sweep the problem of drunk drivers.

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    tuslog64  over 13 years ago

    A lady at work one time ask me if I knew where she could find a broom. I responded “going somewhere?” She ran to the manager hollering “Larry, they’re calling me a witch!” What I didn’t know was that earlier she’d asked another co-worker same question and was told “Didn’t leave it with your coat when you came in did you?” (Don’t know why the place closed down, we had so much fun there)

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