Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 16, 2011

My kind of librarian!

Don’t underestimate those librarians — they’re tough!

You’ll get the next one loud & clear, Rat.

“938 days overdue, dear!”

I personally, have the reverse situation with my library. Books vanish from their system with no explanation. AND creeps scratch DVDs, which are kept on loan. Not to mention the food on pages of books which are available. . ..

Johnny — or from an automatic.

I’d say “pistol-packing granny—” but that ain’t no pistol!

Gotta love a gun-totin’ librarian! Kinda reminds me of the Library Ninjas in the TV cartoon series Jacob Two-Two (episode 38).

Rex LIbris lives!

Reminds me of ‘Conan the Librarian’. (weird Al)

That’s a librarian with an attitude.

Breda is going to come after Rat.

My library finally started e-mailing due dates. How about yours?

Cough up rat!

Library?? Wha’s a library?? I got a Kindle…..☻

YES! this is the awesome pb4s i remember!!!

Rat, I think the librarian has something she wants you to check out.

That would never happen at my library – whoever does the hiring likes girls who look like they’d have trouble lifting a firearm.

Ya really gotta read the fine print on NRA Library card application.

Haha..this is great..

I wonder who would win a confrontation between her and Guard Duck.

My best friend is a librarian… I could totally see her doing this. Though, she is a young, cute blonde. LOL

Conan, the Librarian!!!

Is this the new LGD? (Little Gray Dowager)

And I’ll bet she uses a silencer.

Anyone remember the library cop from “Seinfeld”?

The next message will be delivered in full-auto mode.

I would return it now Rat..

LOL xxx

knock-knock it’s Mr. Bookman [from Seinfeld]

Maybe the Librarian likes this recipe:55gr FMJ hornady26.0 Gr 748 powderCCI 400LC 99 Cases

Works great in My AR! 3310 MVVery effective against pigs and extremely effective against rats. ;-)

Stephan seems to be repeating himself. There was a strip nearly identical to this one a couple of years ago that featured librarians at the door with guns demanding that Rat return an overdue book.

“Grannie Get Your Gun” Nice job by Pastis drawing an AR15. She shops at LGD’s armory.

LOL! (Ooos, hope Rat didn’t hear that!)

Dirty Harriet: “Make my day, punk!”

++++

@ hariseldon59, maybe Rat still hasn’t returned that book.

thank god that’s not my librarian

“Do ya feel lucky?”

The fact that they AREN’T militant tyrants is exactly WHY it’s funny. The absurdity of it.

Didn’t notice the slick switch to a flat screen. I suspect that this is the first appearance.

Say hello to my little frend.

There was one book returned that was 238 years overdue (no, you didn’t read that wrong. It was years). The librarian was nice enough to waive the fee for the great grandson of the person that checked it out.

@dukedoug:Over the years I’ve been privileged to have torrid affairs (and two were actual affairs) with 3 (!) librarians. My advice? Check out a librarian!

RETURN THE BOOK RETURN IT!!

Kinda creepy

Why is Stephan Pastis so good at drawing guns?

One, then your done

Fun fact that’s an M16