Lio by Mark Tatulli for August 31, 2011

Lio’s plastered by love…

Face it, Lio — you’re hosed.

Love hurts… a lot.

Lio has been power washed.

Eva Rose and her trusty fire hose, cooling Lio’s ardor. Dampening down his spirit. Purging his graffito. He never knew what hit him (although I bet he could guess who did it). The path of true love has many twists and turns, bumps and bruises, for our hero!

This has not been a good week for Lio. This time he has met his waterloo.

Poor Lio. He should send an Ishy love letter.

I’ve been wondering: if he’s all lovey-dovey for her when she abuses him, then how will he feel about her if, by some miracle, she returns his affections.

Oh No!!! Eva is back

Well, he IS stuck to something!

Eva must pretty strong to hold a fire hose!

You’d think she was too young for hosery.

Ouch!

Lio is the perfect codependent

Eva’s way of saying “no way Hose-ay!”

Her way of dealing with him certainly is direct, isn’t it?

wew!

I fantasize about one day spray-painting the words “NO GRAFFITI ALLOWED” on a blank wall.

Lio must be thinking .. “she loves me!”