Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 23, 2011

After seeing pig in the last panel, I have a taste for Pea soup with Ham.

I would have guessed Rat was doing his best impression of a politician!

Actually, Rat’s speech sounds like a lot of speeches I’ve heard from some politicians. Yip! Yip! Yip!

[—In best announcer’s voice:] Oh, no, PBS fans! Could this be the end of Pig? Drowned in his own soup? Stay tuned tomorrow as we noodle around to find out, same Rat-time, same Rat-channel!

Nothing displays the sheep-like intellect of most humans, more than the tacitly agreed upon submissive stupidity of allowing two political parties to take turns running the bread & circuses. Pathetic.

Oh Piggy, it’s gonna be a loooong winter.

Rat saved Pig previously with the tug boat… why was he too slow this time?

@jukeofurl “Vee Germans” have several parties for choice and I don’t think this is much better. Let me explain our election system to you: Electi..YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP

Rat’s attitude is understandable, if a bit cavalier. Yipee ti yi yo, git along little dogies / It’s your misfortune and none of my own.

From somewhere on the Internet: Humungus and Urungus in 2012.

If that doesn’t work for you: Cthulhu – why vote for the lesser evil? [No more years! No more years!]

Waiter, there’s a pig in my soup!

My sister does the same thing to me. Won’t let me talk politics for nothin.

Now THAT’S funny!

There exists a photo of my sister-in-law as a three year old, having fallen asleep face down in a bowl of soup. I never understood how she didn’t drown.

If only pig had yip-ped too….menudo, anyone?!?…..☻

No! No!. VOTE YAP! YAP! YAP.

Its like listening to NPR!

LOL LOL, I laughed really hard at this strip.

I sometimes YIP YIP YIP non stop too.

LOL xxx

The next 14 months will be brutal.

I real americanpearl story.

I love how we complain about our politics (and we DO have problems, and big ones) but I talk to my friend from Romania and he just always reminds me… we have it GOOD ya’ll!!!

Funny, this is the same sound I hear every time an election is coming up…

He’s an equal opportunity politician hater. After being a corporate attorney he has disgust for all things political.By the way, how’s the latex industry doing these days??

Clearly, Rat and Pig are members of Generation Text; anything more than three letters long is over their heads. Maybe that’s why one party keeps calling itself the GOP…

rat, you are my man.

I WANT TO JOIN RAP

YIY YIY YIY

Ha—between Rat’s facial expressions, his YIPs, and Pig face-down in his soup, this one’s a classic!

Pig is drowning!!! LoL

Stephan Pastis for Prez! (Two bowls of soup in every garage!)

yip yip yip

In other news, a whole bunch of Sky Bison just took off simultaneously. What’s up with that?

PIG’S GONNA DROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!