Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 03, 2011

Very good reason not to drink any potent potables.

is Rodney in the fourth or fifth dimension?

Wiz has been watching too much Twilight Zone and the Outer Limits.

Beer also takes the edge off you liver…with every drink.

This Spud’s for you.

A drink like that could really cut down on alcohol related accidents.

It also changed the color of his tunic.

Well, he IS a wizard, after all.

Where can I get some beer like that?

3 vampires walk into a bar.1st vampire – I’ll have a blood.2nd vampire – I too will have a blood.3rd vampire – Gimme a plasmabarkeep – That’s two bloods and a blood lite.

I think I was drinking that stuff in the 60s

…this is the Age of Aquarius…… and Sir Rodney will wake up dancing in the daffodils. (should be tulips, but daffs are happier)

I had an uncle that learned to travel that way while in ’nam, but another substance than beer was involved