FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 26, 2011

Nine hours wow that’s ridiculous

My wife shops like a Navy Seal, in fast, hit ’em hard and gonebefore the smoke clears.

When I’m at Wally World with my sister, I get my shopping done, I can sit by the door and watch people come in, then I watch the same people leave, more people come, the same people leave.By the end of the second shift my eyes have crossed..\\//_

Recently returned from a trip to Chicago. While there, I accompanied my wife on a, and I quote, “I just want to see whats new in Crate and barrel!” shopping trip. 11 hours later we were still out on Michigan Avenue! I was sore for two days. Never mind the energy that’s required for those kinds of sortees, how do they(women) maintain the interest needed? It’s mind boggling!

It actually makes more sense when you’re on a trip where there’s a lot of stores you don’t have at home then to do it at the local mall every week. Where on earth is she getting the money for all this shopping anyway?

After a few hours I just tell her I’m losing my will to live. Then she usually has mercy on me.

My first thought was that the ride there would be the near-death experience. Then I figured she would meet her friends there, so hanging around with them would feel like that. Either way, his report will write itself!

yay 10th

Considering the state that Peter is in after being at the mall with Paige, I’ll be surprised if Jason ACTUALLY survives this.

Jason VS The Wild at the mall!