FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 15, 2011
October 14, 2011
October 17, 2011
Transcript:
Peter: Who wants to see me put 10 squirts of hot sauce on my taco? Who wants to me me put 20 squirts of hot sauce on my taco? Who wants to see me put this entire bottle of hot sauce on my taco? Jason: Ah, the tears of a clown. Parent: Peter, sucking on the ice maker won't get it to work any faster.
legaleagle48 almost 13 years ago
That’s what you get for showing off, Peter. Oh, and by the way, drinking MILK is the most effective way to neutralize hot peppers or hot sauce.
DerkinsVanPelt218 almost 13 years ago
Peter kicked reason to the curb, went beyond the impossible, and suffered for it.
vwdualnomand almost 13 years ago
water doesn’t work. milk does. like that ad says, milk does a body good.
Plods with ...™ almost 13 years ago
at least there there was some one around…
wandle almost 13 years ago
olive oil does way better than milk.
NE1956 almost 13 years ago
Bread is the best for that. Milk is a half-step down as a helper, but still a goodie. Water / ice will spread the misery.
When all else fails, watch the Mythbusters episode.
Doctor11 almost 13 years ago
Well, it’s clear that Peter WASN’T using his brain again.
Miserichord almost 13 years ago
Sounds like you got a Thai pepper, rated as three to five times “hotter” than Tabasco or Cayenne peppers.
There used to be a place here where you can order Kung Pao chicken, pork , beef or shrimp made with Habanero peppers instead, rated 5 to 7 times hotter than Tabasco.
DavidMac almost 13 years ago
Why do people think eating spicy foods makes them tough guys?
beeblebrox46 almost 13 years ago
soap is actually the best way to break spicyness
obijuly4 over 12 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha