FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 28, 2011

I miss free candy.

if it makes you feel better, the stores are having candy sales now. For less the the cost of a costume you can get a bunch of candy, you don’t have to walk around for hours to get it and you’re guaranteed to only get the good stuff.

Or you can have kids, take them out and then get the stuff they don’t like.

The Bird, you could borrow somebody’s kid. Then when you are done trick or treating you go through the candy to see what is safe ‘throw away’ your favorite candies because they are questionable.

My 16 and 15 year olds will be trick or treating with my 12 and 11 year olds. No big deal here

I live in the country..on trick or treaters..My brouther ask why I was buying candy..I said for the trick or treaters and he said ,you don’t get any, and I said ,I know..hehehehehe

I remember the last time I wqent out Hallowe’ening, when I was 16. Felt real strange. I guess that’s why I’d take the grandkids now. Hallowe’en is the ONLY “holiday” strictly for kids… And nobody should rob them of the day (night)!

Why shave? Just wear a mask and slouch.

Why not go to a party instead?

Town we use to live HS would have a football game same night as Halloween. Therefore not that many children.

Just remember, just because you’re wearing a diaper and bonnet does not mean people believe your a baby.

I really miss trick or treating…