The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 08, 2011
September 07, 2011
September 09, 2011
Transcript:
Gladys: Pro football started already?
Brutus: This is the opening game of the season, Gladys!
Gladys: On a Thursday night, when I'm not expecting it? That's sneaky!
Football is boring beyond comprehension. A bunch of big, hefty, grunting guys waddle around for a few second grappling over some ball, then TWEET! they’re back to where they started. And then repeat. Bo-oring.
In Damn Yankees, there’s a song near the beginning, “Six Months Out Of Every Year,” where the wives complain that the husbands spend half the year watching baseball. Now, it’s football. What it will be in another fifty years is anybody’s guess.
margueritem about 13 years ago
I agree, Gladys.
TheSpanishInquisition about 13 years ago
Football is boring beyond comprehension. A bunch of big, hefty, grunting guys waddle around for a few second grappling over some ball, then TWEET! they’re back to where they started. And then repeat. Bo-oring.
JoePhan about 13 years ago
In Damn Yankees, there’s a song near the beginning, “Six Months Out Of Every Year,” where the wives complain that the husbands spend half the year watching baseball. Now, it’s football. What it will be in another fifty years is anybody’s guess.
Lyons Group, Inc. about 13 years ago
News Orleans at Green Bay tonight.Possible Winner: Green Bay.
REDROCKER51 about 13 years ago
hey spanish..be a man and watch football…LOL
TheSpanishInquisition about 13 years ago
@RUBBER DUCKY — Football is a part of the male culture us men could do without. I’m not a feminine guy, but I don’t like TV sports!
iced tea about 13 years ago
A lot of women and girls enjoy football season. I’m one of them. Let’s go Steelers!