A rope walked into a bar and said “Gimme a beer”.The bartender said “Get lost, we don’t serve ropes here”.Outside, the rope thought “They can’t discriminate like that, I’m going back in” The bartender said “I told you to get lost” and called the bouncer to throw him back out.The rope then said “This is war”, tied himself into a noose, rubbed himself up and down against a brick wall and re-entered the bar, demanding a beer. The bartender said “Aren’t you the rope I just threw out of here”, and the rope said “No, I’m a frayed knot”,
margueritem about 13 years ago
SNERK!
grapfhics about 13 years ago
and the geek says . . .
Hillbillyman about 13 years ago
no it’s off…thank God!
WebSpider about 13 years ago
Yup, it’s off. Better call the Help Desk.
Digital Frog about 13 years ago
A lawyer, priest, nun, rabbi, politician and an engineer all walk into a bar, the bartender looks at them and says “Is this some kind of joke?”
iced tea about 13 years ago
Oh no, another geek joke…
pbuckland Premium Member about 13 years ago
A termite walked into a bar and asked “Is the bar tender here?”
pbuckland Premium Member about 13 years ago
A rope walked into a bar and said “Gimme a beer”.The bartender said “Get lost, we don’t serve ropes here”.Outside, the rope thought “They can’t discriminate like that, I’m going back in” The bartender said “I told you to get lost” and called the bouncer to throw him back out.The rope then said “This is war”, tied himself into a noose, rubbed himself up and down against a brick wall and re-entered the bar, demanding a beer. The bartender said “Aren’t you the rope I just threw out of here”, and the rope said “No, I’m a frayed knot”,
pbuckland Premium Member about 13 years ago
A blonde walked into a bar.Her brunette friend ducked and missed it.
rgcviper about 13 years ago
Ha—like the jokes from the comments even better than the one in the comic!