Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 04, 2011
September 03, 2011
September 05, 2011
Transcript:
Luann: "This says a best friend is someone you can call at 3:30am. Is that you, Bernice?" Bernice: "I dunno. Would it be on a weekday?" Luann: "Any day" Bernice: "Saturday would be best" Luann: "ANY day" Bernice: "How long would you talk?" Luann: "That's not the point" Bernice: "Cuz if it's a few minutes, fine. But if you drone on...." Luann: "Twelve minutes" Bernice: "Would I have to talk or just listen?" Luann: "Both. I may need advice" Bernice: "GOOD advice? I'd be all groggy and - what are you doing?" Luann: "Deleting you from my contacts" Bernice: "Thank you"
FatTonyBalducci over 13 years ago
With friends like that who needs enemies!
wiselad over 13 years ago
LUANN, is a 2 way street………….. sure you would feel comfortable calling that friend at 3:30 AM but at same time that friend expects that call to come WHEN YOU REALLY NEED someone, not a “regular event to talk about anything”
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
Don’t believe everything you read in teen Glitz, Luann! Bernice is just telling it like it is….
Rockabore over 13 years ago
If I was Bernice my question would be is it an emergency, because with Luann a call like that could be something about her ego-centric petty love life problems.
9thCapricorn over 13 years ago
Psh. Bernice is turning out to be a fair weather friend. Luann, go find another best friend. Bernice aint it.
crystalwizard over 13 years ago
and on that note, Luann needs to show Bernice to the door and not invite her back over any more.
Mordock999 over 13 years ago
No Luann. THAT “Best Friend” would, and will ALWAYS be Gunther.(Sorry ‘Oz-Boy’ Lovers)
JohnRPelt over 13 years ago
Luann needs to start spending a bit more time with Delta anyway, IMO. I wonder if the readers where they get only the Sundays even know she exists.
bamboodan over 13 years ago
Can I use those same answers on my wife?
Oh come on! over 13 years ago
What ever happened to “your best friend is the one who holds your hair back while you puke”?
Snoopy_Fan over 13 years ago
Luann’s got nice legs…
kathrynismerry over 13 years ago
Without doubt. When the cat has a stroke, right after you call the vet to find out there’s no emergency services or that you can’t afford them at this hour, call your sister. She may not know what to do, but she’ll help you hold your brain together until you figure it out. THANKS TO ALL MY SISTERS for being there when EVER I need them.
lmross over 13 years ago
Luann’s thighs seem to be a bit on the hefty side.but on the friends thing, it would be ridiculous to get rid of bernice. she adds a lot to the strip including being a very good friend in spite of the answers