Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 14, 2011

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    Woody157  about 13 years ago

    If You bathe a skunk in tomato juice it will smell like a dog. You will smell like you tangled with a skunk..A bird in the hand is better than 2 in your shorts, except in England where ‘a bird’ is another word for… (I bet I get in trouble for this one).‘…Aqua after Thanksgiving…’ I’d go with Old Spice or Sandalwood.

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    Hillbillyman  about 13 years ago

    You can lead a horse to water…but you can’t make it take a bath..

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member about 13 years ago

    I think Grandpa is a little off his rocker here.

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    Tirasmol  about 13 years ago

    I laughed out loud, thank you for that

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    barbfrost  about 13 years ago

    The bigger they are, the harder they hit.

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    Digital Frog  about 13 years ago

    What does not kill you, is likely to come back and finish the job.

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    lindajaneeaker  about 13 years ago

    If it knocks don’t work it.

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    REDROCKER51  about 13 years ago

    YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER….BUT A PENCIL MUST BE LEAD……IF YOU HIT TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE…YOU WILL HAVE FOUR FEATHERS……

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 13 years ago

    OH GEEZ, I HAD A COMMENT, BUT THE COMMENTS HERE I DON’T THINK I COULD TOP! :-D

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