Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 14, 2011
September 13, 2011
September 15, 2011
Transcript:
"unconventional wisdom" Grandpa: If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after thanksgiving.
Woody157 over 13 years ago
If You bathe a skunk in tomato juice it will smell like a dog. You will smell like you tangled with a skunk..A bird in the hand is better than 2 in your shorts, except in England where ‘a bird’ is another word for… (I bet I get in trouble for this one).‘…Aqua after Thanksgiving…’ I’d go with Old Spice or Sandalwood.
Hillbillyman over 13 years ago
You can lead a horse to water…but you can’t make it take a bath..
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago
I think Grandpa is a little off his rocker here.
Tirasmol over 13 years ago
I laughed out loud, thank you for that
barbfrost over 13 years ago
The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
Digital Frog over 13 years ago
What does not kill you, is likely to come back and finish the job.
lindajaneeaker over 13 years ago
If it knocks don’t work it.
REDROCKER51 over 13 years ago
YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER….BUT A PENCIL MUST BE LEAD……IF YOU HIT TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE…YOU WILL HAVE FOUR FEATHERS……
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
OH GEEZ, I HAD A COMMENT, BUT THE COMMENTS HERE I DON’T THINK I COULD TOP! :-D