Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 24, 2011

Danae, that theories a load of poo!

The dinosaurs-in-the-day-of-Edward-R-Murrow theory gave me an inspiration – a Flintstones-styled WWII film. Someone call Spielberg and Hanna-Barbera.

With outcome based education your never wrong if it feels good.

No wonder there’s so much fertilizer going around.

Oh, great, we’re back at the church of Danae!

Meadow muffins provide the circle of live in their own universe.Then are retuned to earth via inclement weather or cast to the winds.Pure genius.This is why we read.

Actually very theologically sound – a variation on Ash Wed & many funeral liturgies; “From Fertilizer ye have come, unto Fertilizer ye shall return” -

And entertaining.

Something about her theory stinks.

Yep, there’s a whole lotta fertilizer out there…

Oh God is going to get you for that one! LOL!

Horse pucky! (Col Potter – M*A*S*H)

Is that why flies were invented?

The dogma issue was funny for a while, but this “meadow muffin” is getting old, almost up to 67.

I voted for Richard Russel some years back but it sure wasn’t the likes of the lost one above…. He was a Christian.

i believe in the theory posed by alan dean foster in his book glory lane- that the universe was created out of suicidal loneliness!

And instead of flies we now have politicians!!!

I have never been able to figure out what the Non Sequitur avatar is supposed to be. It looks like Danae with some sort of a mask. Somebody please explain.

Nothing like fertilizer from the pulpit.

Look at the words and punctuation: the Almighty’s horse, Lucille. Since Lucille is Danae’s horse, that would make Danae the Almighty.

And as the Earth looks at what humans have done to it, the song is “You Picked a Fine Time to Leave ME Lucille”!

First of all, congratulations Mr. Wiley, for not only this marvelous series, but your wonderful career in general. You are funny and brave, and that makes you one of the great ones…

Oh, yeah, you can draw circles around all the others…wait, maybe I need a better line…Heck, I can draw circles around people…They say I draw flies, too…Anyhoo, sincerely, excellent job, sir!

Fertilizer; the stuff religion is made from.

well, no sh..!

I don’t recall seeing your comment, so it may have already been removed. That said, I don’t think any one person can flag your comments and expect to have it removed with his/her flag alone. How many flags does it take? No idea.

However, I suggest you think of George Carlin’s 7 words you can’t say on TV and you shouldn’t have any problems in that regard. Of course, there are certainly other reasons why person can be flagged or even banished from the site completely. I hope that doesn’t happen to you, because I’m certainly one of those people who would miss your punny comments.

The World was created from a pile of horse manure? Well, THAT explains quite a bit…

First, it wasn’t me. Second, it may not have been one of the commenters. Folks that are just reading the comments without contributing have the ability to flag, so the pool of potentially pissed off perusers is prodigious.

Can’t really call this dogma. Maybe horse-ma?

I remember reading a sci-fi short story (I can’t remember the name or the author) about an interplanetary expedition that crashes on a barren planet. After fixing their vehicle they dump their waste on the planet – it’s the 3rd planet on its star and the microbes from the waste evolve…you can figure out the rest

Her theory can’t be DISPROVEN!

Gives a whole new twist on the Big Bang theory.

Meadow Muffins? hmmmm Wonder if they work the same way as cow pies? Mom grew up on a farm – and keeps telling me if I had walked barefoot through the pies, I would be taller. .Nope. Didn’t do that. Never plan on doing that!

In the beginning was the Turd.

On the First Day God (Danae) created the Heaven and the Earth, and as the Earth was a little smelly (like boyz), on the Second Day he created air freshener… and some other stuff as well…

I’d say she should change it to “Facts Made While You Wait.”

I’d watch out for lightning if I were you, Wiley!!

I’ve yet to hear why “Let there be light” is any less ridiculous than a cosmic cow licking primordial ice (which is what the Vikings believed).