Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 11, 2011
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Bucky: We need more seltzer, pinkish. Rob: For what? You don't drink seltzer. Bucky: I've identified a gap in the soft drink market. I'm experimenting with flavors. Rob: Oh, no. Bucky: I'm creating the world's first line of fish-flavored soda. Would you like to try... ...A cool, refreshing capra-cola? Rob: Eew! No! Bucky: Watchin' the ol' gut, eh? I hear ya. Try a diet sprat. Rob: Uh... No. Bucky: Mello yellofin? Muskellunge dew? Rob: No. Bucky: Jolt? Rob: There's already a soda named Jolt. Bucky: But does each can contain a live eel capable of delivering 500 volts via lip? Perhaps you're more of a salmon-up man. Satchel: Ooo, I am! I am!
LLABDDO about 13 years ago
One Crappie cola please.
quickly24 about 13 years ago
serve up the grouper gatorade -yeehaw…
x_Tech about 13 years ago
Now where did I put that Bass-O-Matic?
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member about 13 years ago
Well, this strip just plain gave me a haddock.
Wenthral about 13 years ago
To Late Jones already beat them to the market with “Salmon Pâté” from the 2005 holiday pack…If it follows the trend of the of other holiday flavored sodas it was retired for a darn good reason.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
Oh Bucky, you’re such a cod!
Almost made me choke on my peanut butter and jellyfish.
Y’know, I don’t buy real Carp-o-cola any more cos for a buck, I can get a six-pack of Shad-sta at the Dollarfish Tree.
But if I do take an ocean to go out for a bite, I know a little burger plaice —
It looks like a dive, but they play 60’s sole music and make a great shark shake.
Ok…….. sorry —
Every now and then I have to do this, just for the halibut.
Please don’t be crabby.
Arianne about 13 years ago
Satch doesn’t need a moment to mullet over, he’s on board. Susan, we were waiting for that with lemon and dill! •◡•
JoelJ about 13 years ago
A great 9/11 comic today is Over the Hedge, check it out.
Zillah Clayton about 13 years ago
this cat is dangerous lol
hariseldon59 about 13 years ago
Actually, the electric eel is not really an eel. It’s classified as a knifefish.
grainpaw about 13 years ago
In Minnesota, the local favorite would be Minnow Soda.
Last night on a cooking show, someone called some little shrimp-like things oceany. I guess that makes vegetables dirty.
hossblacksilver about 13 years ago
My local pride suggests Sunfish Drop and Chumwine.
Yammo Premium Member about 13 years ago
No 9/11 commemoration? :-(
that darn Katt about 13 years ago
We were eagerly awaiting the 9/11 tribute. What happened?
Hunter7 about 13 years ago
How about a catfish cooler?
smoore47 about 13 years ago
A whale of a drink.
iced tea about 13 years ago
How about Cream of Trout?
Lewisvz about 13 years ago
Volt
Arianne about 13 years ago
Yammo – I want to second your comment about SusanSunshine. ~ Now, would anyone care to join “Weird Ari Annovic” in a chorus… I’m hearing Arlo Guthrie singing – You can get any pun you wantAt SusanSunhine’s Restaurant !!! ☼ • ◡ • !!!
Sluggomatic about 13 years ago
I’d like to contribute my own fish pun, but I’m just acting koi.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
Oh wow…. just saw all this. Aw shucks. Thanks Arianne and everybody.
But actually there were lots as good as and better than mine in the comments.
I just do a lot at once cos my mind works that way, which MIGHT just mean it’s broken.
Grainpaw — LOVED Minnow-Soda! And dirty vegetables (wearing raincoats in the theater?)
And Sluggomatic being koi just now…. and …Miceroni and Lutefiskola and too many to mention.
Haris — funny, they don’t LOOK knife-fish.
Brendan Rau about 13 years ago
Bucky, please don’t give the folks at Jones Soda Co. any ideas!
phoenixnyc over 3 years ago
I miss Jolt Cola……all the sugar and twice the caffeine!