Pickles by Brian Crane for September 20, 2011

Bombs away Earl.

“And the higher he climbs…” Sounds a lot like those in politics.

Wait for it….

So then, he’s not house-broken.

Monkey see..monkey doo…

Eeuww… “The bigger they are, the harder they fall” just took a most unpleasant turn.

Has anybody given any thought to what’s going to happen when Opal finds a monkey loose in the house?

Is that monkey house broken?

I think what tends to come out of that behind would be the major down

I personally find this strip offensive….

Ewwwwwwwwww!

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While they are looking upward they must remember the critter isn’t potty trained.

..also, some monkeys are known to throw there pee!

Monkey blues, Isn’t your banjo player a baboon?

That’s some saying! I’ll try to keep that one in mind, but I don’t think I’ll have a lot of opportunities to use it…I hope.

[Inspector Clouseau]:..“Does your Monkey Bite?”

“No”

(Clouseau bends down to pet the monkey and it bites hand)

[ Clouseau]:..“I thought you said your Monkey doesn’t bite?”

“That’s….not….my Monkey”..

Who wrote that, some monkey pervert?

I thought “share” meant forward it to my e-mail list of friends.

Please, please, stop… Face-ripper monkey should not be the fodder of the average daily humor strip… Only pandemonium can ensue…

I think the monkey got a bum rap!