Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 12, 2011

I’m not sure what step 1 would be, but is step 3 “rinse and repeat”?

Public Service Announcement

Please, just make sure it’s bio-identical testosterone. That goes for the ladies as well…stay away from the artificial hormones, they’re poison.

The scientific literature is clear that an excess of estrogen or estrogen activity at the cellular level is the root cause of breast cancer. Moreover, hormone imbalances triggered by the use of synthetic hormones (birth control pills, Premarin, Prempro, Premphase, Provera) can have deadly consequences. The most recent definitive study, the Women’s Health Initiative Trial, was abruptly cancelled in July, 2002 when it showed a greater risk versus benefit for a majority of diseases it was thought to prevent:

· 41% increase in strokes

· 29% increase in heart attacks

· 26% increase in breast cancer

· 22 % increase in total cardiovascular disease

· A doubling of the rate of blood clots

· A possible contributor to Alzheimer’s disease

The key to hormone balance is the knowledge that when estrogen becomes the dominant hormone and progesterone is deficient, estrogen becomes toxic to the body. Supplementation, however, must be done by way of bioidentical progesterone and not artificial progestins.

It may be that he’s the delivery vector and not the vectee.

the 1940 speech by the ‘Little Tramp’ (old guy’s metaphor) is hauntingly familiar with today, made more poignant by brief shots of today’s technology and soldiers

Oh brother….

Side effects: Tennis Elbow

Reply to Frog BlogI work at a Tire and Lube shop, I’m the only chick in a shop of guys, and in the bathroom the powers that be decided to put the safety sign. It reads a little something like this: “Lift heavy objects with your legs, not your back. Always ask for help lifting extremely heavy objects.” They put that right above the toilet. Found out we got a lotta’ inflated, er, egos in the shop

Here we are!Where can I get some of those towels? Did I miss step 1?

Appearently today’s strip doesn’t place in California. There’s no sign warning of exposure to Testosterone and that “Testosterone Is Known To The State Of California To Cause Cancer” as required by Proposition 65, the Safe Drinking Water and Toxic Enforcement Act of 1986.

That’s right! Nobody is gonna soak my towel in wuss juice.

FB: Frozen oods.

I sincerely hope you did not post this as a Dr. Who fan.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/dw/characters/The_Ood

frozen oods?won’t their tentacles and talking spheres get all frozy wozy?

Is that Rick Parry?

I’m confused.. Today’s strip is on the edge of being funny. Did I wander into the wrong strip?

Damn it! Our secret is out!