Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 29, 2011
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Transcript:
Woman: What did the doctor say? Man: I'm fat, I eat too much, and my blood pressure is high. Woman: So what are you going to do? Man: Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.
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pouncingtiger almost 13 years ago
A domestic eventual death wish.
tlc1012 almost 13 years ago
This pretty much describes my husband.
J_Verschueren almost 13 years ago
I quit coffee…. wasn’t that hard.
ST Joe River almost 13 years ago
We all need to change!!
ST Joe River almost 13 years ago
We all need to be nore carefull!! Its hard, but can be done.
rw1h almost 13 years ago
@tcayerGood One! Sounds like a Stephen Wright joke………..
grossvatter almost 13 years ago
Hold on here!!! That was a light beer,and no dip on them chips.. So it is KINDA healthy………..
coffeeturtle almost 13 years ago
Coffee-Turtle said, less than a minute ago@dbig 1oohhdbig 1oohh said, 3 minutes ago@J_VerschuerenI quit smoking and drinking, but I’ll NEVER quit coffee.============And today’s National Coffee Day! Yay!
hippogriff almost 13 years ago
Quit spicy foods? Just how does that differ from death?
hippogriff almost 13 years ago
I find neither hippopotomi nor crocodiles around here, just good Tex-mex and curry (not yet in the same meal). Since the Metroplex has an abundance of both, you should know better.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Eat right, exercise, die anyway. What use is a long life if you have to give up what makes life worth living?
Any one of us might get hit by a truck tomorrow anyway…