Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years.
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Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, “Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire.”
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And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping.
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After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling.
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Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, “You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?”
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The male statue looked at the female and asked, “Do you want to do it again?”
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Smiling, the female statue said, “Sure. But this time you hold the pigeon down and I’ll crap on its head first!”
finkd almost 13 years ago
A bird’s eye view.
Alison84 almost 13 years ago
Cue Jaws theme
ChazNCenTex almost 13 years ago
They’re waiting to see if they can make an early deposit.
Yukoneric almost 13 years ago
SWEET anticipation………………..Crappy outlook on life?
Poncede almost 13 years ago
Shouldn’t the statue be of Tipi Hedron? Hitchcock?
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 13 years ago
ah, a new toilet going up in the park
Jonni almost 13 years ago
if you build it, they will come………a matter of perch envy
bossyheifer almost 13 years ago
Some days you’re the pigeon, other days you’re the statue…
bmonk almost 13 years ago
Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years.
.
Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, “Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire.”
.
And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping.
.
After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling.
.
Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, “You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?”
.
The male statue looked at the female and asked, “Do you want to do it again?”
.
Smiling, the female statue said, “Sure. But this time you hold the pigeon down and I’ll crap on its head first!”
iced tea almost 13 years ago
Pigeons await anxiously. It’s THE BIRDS!Great joke,BMONK!
steelersneo almost 13 years ago
Think Mel Brooks “High Anxiety”