Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 26, 2011
September 24, 2011
September 27, 2011
Transcript:
TNT: It's midnight - are you ready to say, "ahoy!" to danger, Rip? Rip: Speaking of danger - bliss kissed me and I kissed her back. TNT: What the what? Rip: Bliss is strong, smart, non-backstabbing - how could I turn those lips away?!? TNT: And the problem is? Rip: Cobra! She's the jalapeno in my salsa of life! TNT: So you're feeling guilty about your on again/off again ex who would throw you to the wolves if it suited her fancy? Rip: Hey, to be fair, she knows I love fighting wolves.
punchydugan over 13 years ago
This is about those wet dog smell jokes Cobra made a few weeks back, isn’t it TNT?
mntim over 13 years ago
Wolves are easy to fight. Being thrown to the dingos, now there’s a fight.
Uncle_Bad over 13 years ago
Or being thrown to the Chihuahuas; you start to fight back but then they look at you with those huge moist eyes! Gahh!
Amazing Grace over 13 years ago
AYE, there shipmate……me thinks there may be a wee bit more to Bliss then the smacking of lips reveals. She may make yer timber shiver, but is it lust er’ fear caus’in that shakin matey??
Uncle_Bad over 13 years ago
Good grief! It’s a sailor on Cymbalta!(Sorry Grace, I couldn’t resist.)
DorianKTB over 13 years ago
Oh, to be torn twixt love and duty, er, I mean Cobra and Bliss! But I still say Bliss is too good to be true. :-)
quartermain over 13 years ago
POOR RIP—TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT!
Veridian over 13 years ago
Methinks it might do both Rip AND Cobra good to realize that Our Favourite Hard-hitting, Hirsute, Hunky Hero-for-Hire has more than one Wholesome Hottie Hankerin’ for some Hatchi-Matchi! As for this Strip being a “Soap Opera”… Whose Life ISN’T at some point or Other? At least this one doesn’t have those annoying Commercials! HUGPOUNCEZZZ for Team Bartilucci HQ and all you other Haywire Hooligans out There! And To: Our man Thompson ~ Congrats on the Publications, Keep ’em Coming !