Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 30, 2011

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    RogueSymmetry  about 13 years ago

    Oh ACLU is going to hear about this one!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago

    He may not have big arms, but he’s an expert on feet.

    He knows there are about 35,000 of them she could count on the way down, after he demonstrates his door-opening capability.

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    Varnes  about 13 years ago

    Sure you want to make ol’ Rex mad at you?

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 13 years ago

    hey I was just sayin’, you don’t have to bite my head off!.I mean really, you don’t have to!

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    hippogriff  about 13 years ago

    Is he Gregg or Pitman?

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    gorba  about 13 years ago

    You would think after millions of years people would cut T-Rex a little slack… Poor guy…

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    mesachie  about 13 years ago

    ummm, this isn’t T-Rex. They had 2 fingers, not three. Even more useless! This was more likely Allosaurus…

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    annamargaret1866  about 13 years ago

    Remember the velociraptors in the first “Jurassic Park”?

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    iced tea  about 13 years ago

    Watch out lady, that rex can swing you into orbit with one fling of his tail!

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    hippogriff  about 13 years ago

    I remember. They took deinonychus, scaled it up 50% to create a totally fictitious species. After the film was “in the can” but not released, the utahraptor was discovered – virtually identical to the movie critter.

    That type might be able to slice the door open with its middle toe claw!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Thanks Beviek — at first I didn’t get Hippogriff’s pun.

    Good one, Hippogriff!

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    Mike H  about 13 years ago

    He will just start biting chunks off the door in that case…NOM NOM NOM!!!

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